The Middleman: Variant Cover Edition
1a on cover, "Special Completely Inaccurate Variant Cover Edition" by Javier Grillo-Marxuach & Les McClaine. Your reality is a sham. Your way of life is constantly under attack by monsters, aliens and talking primates. The reason you and the rest of the normal world doesn't know it; The Middleman. Working in absurd secrecy, aided by talented amateur Wendy Watson, the Middleman stares down threats extra-, infra-, and juxta-terrestrial with a big gun and a grin.